when the conductor is conducting and they hear something wrong
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im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah
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noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
SOB
what
I laughed way too hard
GOD DAMN IT
LAUGHS
seriously guys that escalated too fuckin’ quick, like from childhood to gay in 2.3 comments
Don’t you know? It’s okay to over sexualize things as long as they aren’t girls and aren’t real. Because OBVIOUSLY it’s only an issue when that happens.
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
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GUYS, IT’S HAPPENING
I’M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW
OH
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yall out here talkin bout kids and I bet 80% of yall can’t even parallel park
i can parallel park my dick in yo girl though
Wtf does driving have to do with having children?
if u were based u would know you have to first park ur car before fucking a bitch
Cries
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